Relief Operations - You're Doing It Wrong

We were helping out at a relief center yesterday for the victims of Typhoon Ondoy and some of the stuff people donated was really hilarious. For example, someone donated like 5 boxes of sachets of catsup. Like, yeah... they're really gonna need THAT. And someone else donated a bag full of swimwear. I don't know whether that person was trying to be funny or what. If he was, it was a really bad joke. Then others donated ladies' stiletto shoes. Just in case they need to attend a formal affair, you know...